Apparently Michael Jackson has the flu.
I sure hope he’s ok…
-Luke
This Just In
June 26th, 2009 — Luke
On The Phone…
June 20th, 2009 — Luke
My mom just referred to Kurt as “the tall funny one” because she couldn’t think of his name.
-Luke
oh also….
June 15th, 2009 — Tha HIZ
NEW HIZ SHIRT
ok idiots.
June 15th, 2009 — Tha HIZ
LA Sighting 06/05/09
June 5th, 2009 — Kurt
Two Metal Dudes in a Target, arguing over which Brita Filter to buy.
Sick Balls
June 4th, 2009 — Kurt
When you are sick, you can tell how sick you are by how low your balls hang. When you are feeling better they get closer to the body.
This is what I did my science experiment on for the science fair.
Fuck Off, i’m sick. I got droopy fucking balls.
- KURT
Best Bum in LA
May 31st, 2009 — Kurt
Guy had a shopping carriage on it’s side and was fucking sleeping on it like a bed. Back flat, against it’s side.
Champion Up, and make a bed out of anything. That’s the Homeless Way.
- KURT
TEE SHIRT CLEARANCE!!!!!!
May 31st, 2009 — dynamoaf
So i am having a clearance sale right now. I have a stockpile of pre-printed one of a kind tee shirts. I usually print to order, but I have a bunch of extras that I want to sell REAL cheap! For only $12 (shipping included) you can get any one of the shirts below. I have a bunch of others just like these ones below. Let me know if you are looking for a different color in any of the designs. A couple of these designs are discontinued so get them while you can!!!
1 for $12 OR 2 for $20
San Fran’s Best Bum
May 29th, 2009 — Luke
As you all may or may not know, I went to California for a week. I stayed in San Francisco for a few days with Sara, and while we were there, I saw the best homeless man. Ever.
It wasn’t so much the bum that was the best, but his pets. On the ground was his big black and brown dog, sleeping the day away. On top of the dog was his gray cat, sleeping regally, like this:
But that’s not all. I didn’t notice it at first, but curled up under the cat’s chin was a white rat, sleeping (of course). All of this on a busy street in San Francisco.
I would have taken a picture, but then I would have had to give the bum money I’d imagine.
-Luke
Choco Taco
May 20th, 2009 — Kurt
I’m not really sure why I bought and ate one yesterday. Brain knows they aren’t good, Tummy knows they aren’t good. Sometimes Brain and Tummy synapses forget to fire, and I end up having eaten a Choco taco.
- KURT