I have a couple of friends who are doing semesters abroad. Amsterdam, Australia, Spain, etc…
But i always think to myself about they are going to fuck up international relationships. Like that episode of the Simpsons where Bart pisses off the entire country of Australia. Yes, it is awesome, but in non-cartoon land wars can happen over that shit. And i don’t think these friends are smart enough to differentiate between cartoon-land and real life.
I know while road tripping it across Europe, someone is going to fuck something up. break something important, disrespect a government official. I bet someone is going to punch one of the tower of london guards in the dick.
It all reminds me of that sensational news story which was parodied by “Weird” Al Yankovic. The lyrics have been supplied for your perusing:
Once, there was this kid who
Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint
And when he finally came back
He had cane marks all over his bottom
He said that it was from when
The warden whacked it so hard
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
not as impressive without the music. SO I will supply a youtube link as well.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0qctaV_VaA8
fuck the crash test dummies, right?
BLOW UP EUROPE CHRIS! TONY BLAIR CAN SUCK IT!
- KURT
Wait, can I still get away with saying that? Patriot Act? FUCK! I’m FUCKED!