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Apparently Michael Jackson has the flu.

I sure hope he’s ok…

-Luke

4 comments ↓

#1 Anon on 06.28.09 at 8:33 pm

He’s fine, I saw him at Spago’s last night having dinner with Farrah.

#2 Luke on 06.30.09 at 4:46 pm

Good. Good.

#3 leetmeat on 06.30.09 at 11:18 pm

I wonder if he’s biodegradable. I’d imagine cremation would result in more toxic fumes then a meth lab.

#4 Luke on 07.01.09 at 4:20 am

Y’know, for some reason that idea sounds spot-on. I bet the act of cremation would completely disrupt the local ecosystem and cause all the children to simultaneously leave their homes and walk off the same cliff.

Wait this doesn’t matter, Anon said he was fine - he’s fine godDAMMIT

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