Nearby Router Names

It’s pretty easy to tell what someone’s personality is like from the name they give their router. Here are a few real ones that I got when I opened my connection window:

The Homophobic Bros: NOxWANGSxALLOWED

The Comedic Responders (actually mine): x WANGS CONDONED x

The Stoners: Blazius Space Station

The Completely Ridiculous: Reacharound Central

The Completely Disgusting: Dotty’s Roast Beef Curtains

The Most Creative: linksys

-Luke

9 comments ↓

#1 tha HIZ on 08.15.09 at 10:16 am

the Cloud - mine.

i have no good ones… Ajax, chaos, dlink, random, Keystone, 2WIRE917, 2KINGSLAY

hahah then i just came across a gem: kthxbye

#2 leetmeat on 08.16.09 at 7:41 pm

you need to steal my stories because your’s are getting lame.

BTW, my wireless doesn’t broadcast SID. I’m leet.

#3 alex on 08.17.09 at 8:00 am

Luke, I think you are right about this.

Mine is named CUBELYFE

#4 kurt on 08.19.09 at 6:58 pm

Mine is LarnickIsAPieceOfDump. It used to be shit, but we changed it cause we live in a family neighborhood, and Larnick is my old roommate.

So our personality is mean? gentle ribbing? I dont know.

#5 Anon on 08.19.09 at 10:07 pm

Vengeful and vindictive perhaps, but not offensive…

#6 Sean on 08.21.09 at 7:38 am

in midtown it’s all boring corporate names:

BSNCapital
Shimada NY office
1550728
REOFFICE

and then, appropriately, there is one simply named “Alone”

depressed cubicle worker i assume

#7 tha HIZ on 08.21.09 at 5:45 pm

Re Office? as in retard office?

#8 kurt on 08.25.09 at 10:54 am

oh god I hope so. I also hope that REOFFICE is actually sean’s office, and he works in a retard office, cause is retarded, and has been this whole time, but has been passing for a normie.

#9 Sean on 08.27.09 at 4:17 am

yeah, it’s my office

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