It’s pretty easy to tell what someone’s personality is like from the name they give their router. Here are a few real ones that I got when I opened my connection window:
The Homophobic Bros: NOxWANGSxALLOWED
The Comedic Responders (actually mine): x WANGS CONDONED x
The Stoners: Blazius Space Station
The Completely Ridiculous: Reacharound Central
The Completely Disgusting: Dotty’s Roast Beef Curtains
The Most Creative: linksys
-Luke
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the Cloud - mine.
i have no good ones… Ajax, chaos, dlink, random, Keystone, 2WIRE917, 2KINGSLAY
hahah then i just came across a gem: kthxbye
you need to steal my stories because your’s are getting lame.
BTW, my wireless doesn’t broadcast SID. I’m leet.
Luke, I think you are right about this.
Mine is named CUBELYFE
Mine is LarnickIsAPieceOfDump. It used to be shit, but we changed it cause we live in a family neighborhood, and Larnick is my old roommate.
So our personality is mean? gentle ribbing? I dont know.
Vengeful and vindictive perhaps, but not offensive…
in midtown it’s all boring corporate names:
BSNCapital
Shimada NY office
1550728
REOFFICE
and then, appropriately, there is one simply named “Alone”
depressed cubicle worker i assume
Re Office? as in retard office?
oh god I hope so. I also hope that REOFFICE is actually sean’s office, and he works in a retard office, cause is retarded, and has been this whole time, but has been passing for a normie.
yeah, it’s my office
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